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You
have elected clowns before, Unkel
Boob 2016 Unkel
Boob Gets Around!
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Unkel
Boob is following in the footsteps of his hero Pat Paulson
Unkel Boob is carrying on Pat's calling to run for the Presidency since
1968.
(Even
now after Pat's passing supporters are recognizing his candidacy.
Let Unkel Boob be Pat's voice in the White House!)
Unkel Boob's Platform
Unkel Boob is a *Green Independent Candidate
*Green
in that he and his campaign are running on recycled aluminum cans
and the alcohol purchased from recycled aluminum cans.
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- Presidential Rubber Chicken -
- - Stamped Whoopie Cushion -
- - Commemorative Campaign Button -
- just $77.50 (including shipping & handling)
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Thank you for your support! With your commitment to the Unkel Boob Campaign we are going to give you a deal! Many of those other parties are asking folks to plunk down $500.00 to $1000.00 (maybe more) for a chicken dinner and a windy speech. Unkel Boob knows that he too needs to raise $$$ to fund his campaign and has come up with an offer too good to refuse! You too can receive a rubber chicken, a whoopie cushion with Unkel Boob for President stamp (that will offset the windy speech) and a Unkel Boob for President button with added election year stickers. Get a piece of American Political History today! Send $77.50 (including shipping and handling) to: Unkel
Boob for President |
Unkel Boob Commemorative
Perpetual Campaign Button
$6.66 (Including Shipping and Handling)
Unkel
Boob Collector
Whoopie Cushion
$9.99 (Including Shipping
and Handling)
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After attending other presidential fundraising dinners you'll undoubtedly need to use Unkel Boob's triple ply #2 wipers. Sure way to get that greasy stuff out of your system and off your @%^& in no time! Coming Soon! |